I'm headlining an open mic - which is a lot more exciting than it sounds, because I fucking said so. This is an awesome show, and I'm really thankful to be a part of this.
I don't know why Carter continues to let me try and ruin his life... it's like a sad game of cat and mouse, I guess. Except Carter is the old, bitter cat that doesn't care and I'm just a sad hyperactive mouse that bothers him. Worst cartoon ever. Like a ripoff of Tom and Jerry - but somehow, worse?
Whatever. It's free comedy and there are pickles (those aren't free - but they're delicious)