This weekend I...
- will write something longer than a tweet, but shorter than a novel
- get more sleep
- wash my face and put on moisturizer
- not eat fast food (defined by: McDonald's, not late night happy hour bar food)
- win the wing eating contest (or die trying) @ The Cheerful Tortoise 4th Annual Wing Eating Contest
This started as a list of goals and then just became a form of self promotion
I don't feel like writing today.
...but I promised myself I would write every day.
So I am.
...I'll get back to you on that one.
It's Friday night people. My legs are shaved because I took a shower and I put on grown up clothes today.
What am I doing at home watching Frasier with Ke$ha kitty?
There's well vodka and pizza waiting for me out there...